swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

:*

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(Source: laina, via olitwist)

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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cassjaytuck:

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via crystallized-teardrops)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(Source: baby-fish-mouth, via acomas)

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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(Source: hightydes, via trust)

  • you: hey nice shirt
  • me: thanks im gay